"A good run is like a cup of coffee. I'm much nicer after I've had one."
Unknown
"I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty."
Wendy Liebman
“Marathoners: Life is too easy. I must find a way to make it much much harder.”
-Glennon Doyle, best-selling author
"Run. Because zombies will eat the untrained ones first."
From the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide
"If found on ground, please drag to finish line."
From a runner's T-shirt
"Life is short. Running makes it seem longer."
Baron Hansen
"Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run."
Jumbo Elliot
"Good things come slow. Especially in distance running."
Bill Dellinger
"Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television."
Victoria Wood
“Running a marathon takes balls, other sports just play with them.” – Unknown
"Finland has produced so many brilliant distance runners because back home it costs $2.50 a gallon for gas."
Esa Tikkannen
"It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it."
Brooks Johnson
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
Franklin Jones
"Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework."
Unknown
"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
Martin Mull
"Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed."
Charles Schulz
"It's a hill. Get over it."
From a runner's T-shirt
"I love running cross country. On a track, I feel like a hamster."
Robin Williams
"Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you."
Unknown
"I don't believe in jogging. It extending your life, but by about the same amount of time you spend jogging."
Marshall Brickman
“I would sooner be prime minister of the moon than run another marathon. I’ve been really lucky. I didn’t have any toenails fall off or anything disgusting like that. I still have all three nipples.”
– Ryan Reynolds, actor
"How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you."
Jimmy Fallon
"I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups."
Rita Rudner
"Start slow, then taper off."
Walt Stack
“Oh yes I will work out today. I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause.”
Stanley from The Office
"No doubt a brain and some shoes are essential for marathon success. Although if it comes down to a choice, pick the shoes. More people finish marathons with no brains than with no shoes."
Don Kardong
"Your sweat is your fat crying. Keep it up."
From a runner's T-shirt
"If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want. Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway."
Don Kardong
"Run like hell and get the agony over with."
Clarence DeMar
"Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right shoe is choosing the left one."
Unknown
"Running makes me feel less like I want to kill people."
From a runner's T-shirt
Step one to running a marathon: You run. There is no step two.
-Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
"Runner's logic: I'm tired. Let me go for a run."
Unknown
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
Erma Bombeck
"If the hill has its own name, then it's probably a pretty tough hill."
Marty Stern
“I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty.” – Wendy Liebman
"I believe that the good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street."
Neil Armstrong
“Don’t be a jogger, they’re the one’s who find dead bodies.” – Amanda Brooks
"If you feel bad at 10 miles, you're in trouble. If you feel bad at 20 miles, you're normal. If you don't feel bad at 26 miles, you're abnormal."
Rob de Castella
"Run like you stole something."
Unknown
"It's rude to count people as you pass them. Out loud."
From an Adidas ad
"If you start to feel good during an ultra, don't worry, you will get over it."
Gene Thibeault
“Running: Cheaper than therapy.”
-seen on runner’s T-shirt
"It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him."
Mike Royko
"Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second."
William James
"There are many challenges to long distance running, but one of the greatest is the question of where to put one’s house keys."
Gabrielle Zevin
"I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly."
Bill Kirby
"Slow runners make fast runners look good. Thank you."
From the back of a T-shirt
"Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet."
Unknown
"If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise."
P.Z. Pearce
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