"I don't believe in jogging. It extending your life, but by about the same amount of time you spend jogging."
Marshall Brickman
"Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework."
Unknown
"Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television."
Victoria Wood
"Run like hell and get the agony over with."
Clarence DeMar
“Oh yes I will work out today. I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause.”
Stanley from The Office
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
Erma Bombeck
"There are many challenges to long distance running, but one of the greatest is the question of where to put one’s house keys."
Gabrielle Zevin
"Run. Because zombies will eat the untrained ones first."
From the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide
Step one to running a marathon: You run. There is no step two.
-Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
"If you start to feel good during an ultra, don't worry, you will get over it."
Gene Thibeault
"Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run."
Jumbo Elliot
"Running makes me feel less like I want to kill people."
From a runner's T-shirt
"It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it."
Brooks Johnson
"I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly."
Bill Kirby
"A good run is like a cup of coffee. I'm much nicer after I've had one."
Unknown
"Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed."
Charles Schulz
"If found on ground, please drag to finish line."
From a runner's T-shirt
“Marathoners: Life is too easy. I must find a way to make it much much harder.”
-Glennon Doyle, best-selling author
"Slow runners make fast runners look good. Thank you."
From the back of a T-shirt
"Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you."
Unknown
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