“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
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