“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
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