“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
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