“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
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