“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
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