"Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ~ George Carline
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
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