“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
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