“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
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