“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence." ~Max Amsterdam
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
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