“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
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