“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
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