“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
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