“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
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