“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Monday should be optional.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
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