“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
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