“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
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