"Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing." — Helen Rowland
"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one." — Benjamin Franklin
"Love thy neighbor, just watch out for thy husband." - Unknown
"You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories." — Melanie Clark
"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." — David Sedaris
"The bravest thing that men do is love women." — Mort Sahl
"They say true love hides in every corner. I must be walking in circles." - Unknown
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby."
- Natalie Wood.
"I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth." — Chico Marx
"Love is a two-way street constantly under construction."
- Carroll Bryant.
"People should fall in love with their eyes closed."
- Andy Warhol
"Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache."
- Mae West
"Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore." — Bree Luckey
“A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.” - Phyllis Diller
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale." — Hussein Nishah
"Love is an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." - Jules Renard
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." — Erich Segal
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry." — Rita Rudner
"If you text 'I love you' to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back."
- Chelsea Peretti
"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." - Henny Youngman
"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."
- Thomas Dewar
"Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." – Phyllis Diller
"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
- Richard Jeni
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