"My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass." - Leslie Grimutter
"I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."
- Neil Armstrong.
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Edgar Allen Poe
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits." - Author unknown
"I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back." - Richard Lewis
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigeratir are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"- Joey Adams
“The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you are not in shape for it, its too far to walk back.”
Andy Rooney
"Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches." - V.L. Allineare
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
"I will never break up with my gym. We just seem to workout."
- Unknown.
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." - Doug Larson
“Half the modern could drugs well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them.”
Unknown
"Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge"- Don Kardong
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." —Erma Bombeck
"The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, 'If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down'" - Rita Rudner
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." —Woody Allen
"I've always enjoyed poor health." —Taylor Caldwell
“I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
Fred Allen
"I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." - John Mortimer
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”- Erik Satie
“Excercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
“Anywhere is walking distance if you have got the time.”
Steven Wright
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." — Unknown
"I can sympathize with people's pains but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness." - Aldous Huxley
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