“It’s a bit unnerving That doctors call what they do practice.”
Unknown
"If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most."
- Jason Love.
"I don't get why people pay to exercise in a gym when it's free to not exercise."
- Bridger Winegar
“Anywhere is walking distance if you have got the time.”
Steven Wright
“All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.” —Alexander Woollcott
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” —Mark Twain
"Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate!"
- Unknown.
“Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.”
Tom Waits
"Some people would fall in or out of love with you if you lose or gain a few kilos."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Eating words has never given me indigestion." —Winston Churchill
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigeratir are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"- Joey Adams
"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." - Clement Freud
"I will never break up with my gym. We just seem to workout."
- Unknown.
“Never eat more than you can lift.”
Miss Piggy
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number ou get in a diamond"- Mae West
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." —Alexander the Great
"Never eat more than you can lift"- Miss Piggy.
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"I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets."- Dolly Parton
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." —Robert Orben
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." — Unknown
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."- Steven Write
"Health is merely the slowest way someone can die."
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Toml
“It’s bizarre that the [grocery store] produce manager is more important to my children’s health than the pediatrician.”
Unknown
“I tried every diet that was in the book, I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.”
Dolly Parton
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