"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."