"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early"
"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."