“Animals may be our friends, but they won’t pick you up at the airport."
- Bobcat Goldthwait
“Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.”
- Corey Ford.
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
- Mary Bly.
“A hen is just an egg’s way of making another egg.”
- Weird Science.
“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.”—Rodney Dangerfield
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
- Sigmund Freud
“The household cat is really a tiger that has underwent three counselling programs.”
- Valeriu Butulescu.
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“My relationships with my cats have saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.”
- William S. Burroughs.
“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.”
- Max Eastman.
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill
“Beaver do better work than the Corps of Engineers.”
- Mike Todd.
“The best thing about animals is that they don’t talk much.”
- Thornton Wilder.
“If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.” —Andrew A. Rooney
"The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk."
- Ogden Nash
“All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.”
- Samuel Butler..
“The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree." - Steven Alexander Wright
“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?”
Jerry Seinfeld
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