“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
Sigmund Freud
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
- Groucho Marx
“Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.”
- Moby.
“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.”
- Ambrose Bierce.
“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.”
- Max Eastman.
“It’s just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn’t it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.”—John Grogan
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill
“My dog is a half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!”
- Craig Shoemaker.
“If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.”—Charles Yu
“There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.”
- Wesley Bates.
“I find that ducks’ opinion of me is greatly influenced by whether I have bread."
- Mitch Hedberg
“Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.”
- Eddie Izzard.
“The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments."
- Mad Magazine
“Never break a promise to an animal. They're like babies—they won't understand.”
― Tamora Pierc
“Always respect Mother Nature. Especially when she weighs 400 pounds and is guarding her baby.”
- James Rollins.
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” —Jeff Valdez
“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
- Kin Hubbard.
“Size isn’t everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.”
- Bill Vaughan.
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
- Terry Pratchett.
“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.”—Orlando Aloysius Battista
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
- Fran Lebowitz
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.”
- Franklin P. Jones.
“In LA we get coyotes in our garbage cans. Coyotes are just like my relatives. They go out in pairs, they whine at night, and they go anywhere there’s food."
- Billy Crystal
“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.”
- Jarod Kintz.
“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.”
- Mark Twain.
“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically, dogs think humans are nuts.”
- John Steinbeck.
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
- Charles De Gaulle.
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
“You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.
- Jerry Seinfeld"
“God in his wisdom made the fly, And then forgot to tell us why.”
- Ogden Nash.
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
- Andy Rooney.
“A hen is just an egg’s way of making another egg.”
- Weird Science.
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Saw a chameleon today so I'm assuming it wasn't a very good one." - Unknown Author
“My fashion philosophy is if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.”
- Elayne Boosler.
“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warm.”
- Alfred North Whitehead.
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
- Ann Landers.
“Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: the mailman is not to be trusted.”—Sian Ford
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
Ben Williams
“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?”
- Jerry Seinfeld.
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” —Robert Benchley
“A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.”—Helen Thomson
“People teach their dog to sit; it’s a trick. I’ve been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.”—Mitch Hedberg
“Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it.”
- Buddy Hackett.
“If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.” —Andrew A. Rooney
“Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.”
- Adam Smith.
“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.”
- George Carlin.
“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.”
- Mark Twain.
“The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree." - Steven Alexander Wright
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