“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” - Kitty O’Neill Collins
"I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet." - Rita Rudner
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen." - Mark Twain
"Gray hair is God’s graffiti." – Bill Cosby
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable." - Oscar Wilde
"I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to." - Albert Einstein
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." - Leo Rosenberg
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume control also turns to the left. - Jerry M. Wright
"I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued." - Bill Dane
"Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you." - Ogden Nash
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