"If you want to know how old a woman is then ask her sister-in-law." - Edgar Howe
"Men do not quit playing because they grow old—they grow old because they quit playing." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old, it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother that does." - J. Norman Collie
"Old age comes at a bad time." – San Banducci
"Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips." - John Wagner
“You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.” —Billy Arthur
"I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet." - Rita Rudner
"In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn’t have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order." - Robert Brault
"Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs." - Charles Dickens
"All men are the same age." - Dorothy Parker
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