“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
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