“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde