“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
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