“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown