“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown