“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
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