“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown