“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown