"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
"Never trust a skinny cook."
– Iain Hewitson
“Love means never having to say “Should we get dessert?”
― Unknown
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”
― Bill Murray
“Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”
― Andrew W.K.
“I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food, I don’t even know where sandwiches live.”
― Unknown
“I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.”
― Unknown
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
— Julia Child
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
— Totie Fields
“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem."
– James Patterson
"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
— Will Rogers
“Everything goes better with tacos.”
― Rachel Caine
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
— Mark Twain
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
“There’s no “we” in ice cream.”
― Unknown
“I have a passion for not cooking.”
― Unknown
“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”
― Henny Youngman
“Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.”
― Unknown
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
"Carbs are the answer. No matter the question."
— Unknown
“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”
― Jet Paacal
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
"Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."
– Mitch Hedberg
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
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