“I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.”
― Unknown
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
— Calvin Trillin
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
"Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising."
— Meg Cabot
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
— Mark Twain
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles
“You only live once… Lick the bowl!”
― Unknown
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
– P. J. O’Rourke
"Snack time heals all wounds."
— Bridger Winegar
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
“Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.”
― Unknown
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
– Marilyn Wann
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
— P. J. O'Rourke
"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning."
– John Barrymore
"I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food."
– Erma Bombeck
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”
― Heather Brewer
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”
― Henny Youngman
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.”
― Unknown
"If I hold a can of soda up to my ear and listen carefully, I can hear my bones pleading for a glass of milk."
– Bridger Winegar
“Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.”
― Unknown
“Love means never having to say “Should we get dessert?”
― Unknown
“My mind says ‘abs’ but my heart says ‘cheese fries’.”
― Unknown
“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.”
― Unknown
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
"When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight."
— Yogi Berra
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!”
— Tom Smothers
“Swiss cheese differs from Camembert by better ventilation.”
― Unknown
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”
― Amy Neftzger
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
“I didn’t get this physique by not eating tacos.”
― Jon Tester
“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
"I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge."
— Unknown
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
— Mark Twain
“Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”
― Andrew W.K.
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
— Totie Fields
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
“Everything goes better with tacos.”
― Rachel Caine
“How do I like my eggs? In a cake.”
― Unknown
“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”
― Jet Paacal
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