“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin