"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
