“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous