“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey