"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
- Groucho Marx
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law