“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
- Groucho Marx
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold