“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold