“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26