“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."