“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."