Funny Self-love Quotes

These humorous self-love quotes have two side effects - they boost your confidence and cause a smile on your face!

Funny Self-love Quotes

"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”