“Babies: cry all flight long. Fall asleep during landing.”
"Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them." - Martin H. Fischer
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
"Give your relationship attention like you would a plant. You have to water it every day and give it sunshine. So put your man out in the sun and spray him with a hose."
- Whitney Cummings.
“If you don’t annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time, she thinks you don’t love her anymore.”—Pearl Cleage
“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
Buddy Hackett
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
“You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.”
- Betty White.
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. -- Doris Egan
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
"There are good ships
and wood ships
and ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships
are friendships
and may they always be."
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”