"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." — Jules Renard
“You’re making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be." - Anonymous
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.” —William Jennings Bryan
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning." — Clint Eastwood,
“Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.”
“I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.”
"Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay."
- Milton Friedman
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.” — Rodney Dangerfield
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
"My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass." - Leslie Grimutter
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” —Prince Philip
“Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.” - Kathy Mohnke
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
- Terry Pratchett.