“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”