“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”