"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."
"No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early"
"Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference."
"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
"Go, and never darken my towels again."
