Funny Groucho Marx Quotes

Enjoy this hilarious collection of quotes by the king of comedy Groucho Marx.

Funny Groucho Marx Quotes

"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does."
"Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"