"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife."
"Time wounds all heels."
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."