“Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: the mailman is not to be trusted.”—Sian Ford
“Three rebels against the light: the thief, the adulterer, and the bat.”
- Hebrew Proverb.
“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well—almost.”—Charlotte Gray
“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.”
- Mark Twain.
“We’ve all done this because we’re so mature. You see a cow on the side of the road, stick your head out the window and go, “Mooooo!” Like we expect the cow to think, “Hey, there’s another cow, driving that car! How can he afford that?”
- Garry Shandling.
“There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.”
- Wesley Bates.
“My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.” ~ Unknown
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” —Robert Benchley
“Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.”—John Peer
“If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.”—Charles Yu
“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’”—Dave Barry
“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.”—Orlando Aloysius Battista
“As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.”—Jean Ferris
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
- Sigmund Freud
“I take my pet lion to church every Sunday. He has to eat.”
- Marty Pollio.
“After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.”
- Charlotte Gray.
“My relationships with my cats have saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.”
- William S. Burroughs.
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
- Andy Rooney.