"I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap." - Bob Hope
"Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years." - Oscar Wilde
"I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued." - Bill Dane
"Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs." - Charles Dickens
"At my age ‘getting lucky’ means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for." - Unknown
"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young." – Dorothy Canfield Fisher
“Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.” – Robert Orben
"Nobody expects to trust his body much after the age of fifty." - Alexander Hamilton
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” - George Burns
"We must both, I’m afraid, recognise that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements are necessary." - C.S. Lewis