Funny Aging Quotes

Enjoy some hilarious quotes about getting older in this collection.

Funny Aging Quotes

"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” - George Burns
"I’m 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know?"- Barry Cryer
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable." - Oscar Wilde
"The idea is to die young as late as possible." - Ashley Montagu
“Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.” – Will Rogers
"At my age, flowers scare me." - George Burns
“The older I get, the better I used to be.” – Lee Trevino
“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.” – Maurice Chevalier
"You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks." - Joel Plaskett