“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown