“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb