“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown