“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey