"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown