“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
