"I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food."
— Unknown
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
“You only live once… Lick the bowl!”
― Unknown
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
“You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.”
― Unknown
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
— Barbara Johnson
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
“The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta.”
― Unknown
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
"If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger."
— Matthew Dolkart
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”
― Heather Brewer
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
"When we put vegetables up for the winter, we use jars, but we call it canning. I find that jarring. And uncanny."
– Greg Tamblyn
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
— Kevin James
“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
"Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche."
— Lewis Grizzard
“Being a beaver is nice, if you’re hungry you just eat a piece of your home.”
― Unknown
“My mind says ‘abs’ but my heart says ‘cheese fries’.”
― Unknown
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!”
— Tom Smothers
“Love means never having to say “Should we get dessert?”
― Unknown
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
– Abraham Lincoln
"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
— George Carlin
"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
– P. J. O’Rourke
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”
― Amy Neftzger
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
– Marilyn Wann
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"
– Beverly Sills
“Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.”
― Unknown
“Don’t believe everything fortune cookies tell you. Just because they’re sweet doesn’t mean they’re right.”
― Unknown
"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”
― Bill Murray
“There’s no “we” in ice cream.”
― Unknown
"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
"I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it's the pepper or the oni."
— Ulrik Stephens
"Snack time heals all wounds."
— Bridger Winegar
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
— Totie Fields
“I have a passion for not cooking.”
― Unknown
"Carbs are the answer. No matter the question."
— Unknown
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
