What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
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