Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
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