Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
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