Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.