Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
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