Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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