Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
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