Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
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