Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
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