Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
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